Why I hate Crystal Geyser "water" YT

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https://www.amazon.com/Crystal-Geyser-Natural-bottles-Bottled/dp/B07419MRML/ref=asc_df_B07419MRML/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693657122525&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11636408992238318619&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9003874&hvtargid=pla-942698337722&psc=1&mcid=407db9309b893a14bd9a9a4fd6e881a2&gad_source=1

if one person buys this I'm doing something drastic.